Muse. Ramble. Rant. Repeat



But do we have enough?

(I’ve had this conversation with each one of my friends every weekend for as long as I can remember. I’ve used the KF version because we’ve had it so many times she almost doesn’t argue with me anymore… almost)

Me: So we have a quart* of vodka, a litre* of wine, and plenty of fake lashes.
KF: Yup. Sounds like a good night to me.
Me: But do we have enough?
KF: We have enough.
Me: But what if we run out?
KF: We’ll be drunk.
Me: And we’re going to start drinking so early – what if we drink everything before we can go to the bars? Then we’ll sober up before we get to the bars!
KF: I’ve never seen you sober on a Friday night.
Me: And then we’ll have to buy drinks at the bar and they always stiff you and are sooo expensive.
KF: I suppose, we are poor…
Me: And heaven forbid we aren’t drunk enough! We’ll be downtown and our dancing will just feel like out-of-rhythm gyrating.
KF: We never need more than this to get drunk. This is enough to get us drunk. We’ll have leftovers.
Me: But what if this is the one time that we need just a little bit more of alcohol to get us drunk? We do have drinking problems. Remember when we only needed a pint* to get drunk?
KF: ~eyebrow raised~
Me: It will be like that time we went to that bar and we weren’t drunk enough and we didn’t have a good time, remember it was at Christmas like two years ago? We spent the rest of the night telling each other how we were too old to go out anymore. And we were only 23 then! We’re super old now – we don’t want to not have enough
KF: Ok. Ok. We’ll get more.
Me: To the liquor store!

*A quick lesson in Eastern Canadian liquor measurement (not to be confused with the metric system which is far superior to the imperial system – this is slang liquor measurements. In fact those from Ontario will disagree with my definitions):
A quart of vodka is 32 ounces. A litre is 50oz. A pint is half a quart

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  1. * andhari says:

    LOL amazing! :D But better come prepared, right?:D

    | Reply Posted 7 years, 3 months ago
    • * mmacc says:

      Exactly! Better have too much than too little! :)

      | Reply Posted 7 years, 3 months ago


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